March 24th, 2008
Taco Man is wearing a very comfortable robe.
This is basically why I wouldn’t want to have regenerative healing as a super power. I’m not patient enough for immortality.
If I had a super power, it would be the ability to make any person think that I’m pointing a gun at him or her. I’d use it on someone that I despise. When he calls the police, I’d do it to him again while the police are there, and then the police would think he’s crazy and/or wasting their time and lock him up.
I can think of more noble uses for such a gift, but man, come on, I gotta get back at people first.
CURRENT MOOD: Nuthatches
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Hilarious! Taking the classic regenerative healing ability to an ExTREME! So extreme, one must mis-capitalize and THEN invert the capitilization. The extremeness is ginormtastic.