Taco Man and Burrito Boy - by Ray Merkler - Updated Every Monday and Thursday » Book 3 – The Return of Taco Man http://www.tmabb.com Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:00:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 The killer awoke before dawn. He put his boots on. http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/21/the-killer-awoke-before-dawn-he-put-his-boots-on/ http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/21/the-killer-awoke-before-dawn-he-put-his-boots-on/#comments Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:00:26 +0000 Ray http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/21/the-killer-awoke-before-dawn-he-put-his-boots-on/

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]]> http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/21/the-killer-awoke-before-dawn-he-put-his-boots-on/feed/ 16 I don’t like being chased. Or chaste. http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/17/i-dont-like-being-chased-or-chaste/ http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/17/i-dont-like-being-chased-or-chaste/#comments Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:00:37 +0000 Ray http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/17/i-dont-like-being-chased-or-chaste/

Hey hi hello. This is a comic. CURRENT MOOD: Save ]]>

Hey hi hello. This is a comic.

CURRENT MOOD: Save

]]> http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/17/i-dont-like-being-chased-or-chaste/feed/ 1 It’s good to celebrate after having accomplished one of your life’s goals. http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/14/its-important-to-celebrate-after-having-accomplished-one-of-your-lifes-goals/ http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/14/its-important-to-celebrate-after-having-accomplished-one-of-your-lifes-goals/#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:00:48 +0000 Ray http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/14/its-important-to-celebrate-after-having-accomplished-one-of-your-lifes-goals/

Man, I’d be mad at him, but look how happy he is. My sister got married on Saturday. That’s insane. CURRENT MOOD: Tides Afire ]]>

Man, I’d be mad at him, but look how happy he is.

My sister got married on Saturday. That’s insane.

CURRENT MOOD: Tides Afire

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Holocaust? Man, of all the words he could have chosen… CURRENT MOOD: Trappist ]]>

Holocaust? Man, of all the words he could have chosen…

CURRENT MOOD: Trappist

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I couldn’t stand that one really pretentious Eugene the Sock Puppet, either. Now we’re stuck with him. Dang. CURRENT MOOD: Pachyderm ]]>

I couldn’t stand that one really pretentious Eugene the Sock Puppet, either. Now we’re stuck with him. Dang.

CURRENT MOOD: Pachyderm

]]> http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/07/false-hobbitses-precious/feed/ 0 I like to use storytelling flashbacks to skip around in time. http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/03/i-like-to-use-storytelling-flashbacks-to-skip-around-in-time/ http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/03/i-like-to-use-storytelling-flashbacks-to-skip-around-in-time/#comments Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:00:06 +0000 Ray http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/03/i-like-to-use-storytelling-flashbacks-to-skip-around-in-time/

Today is the last day that you will ever be able to say Happy Birthday to my sister, Stephanie Merkler. This is because, after next week, her name will be Stephanie Weber instead, which is balls-out crazy. I strongly and oh so STRONGLY suggest leaving birthday wishes in the comments here. STROOONNNNGGGLY. Also worth noting is [...]]]>

Today is the last day that you will ever be able to say Happy Birthday to my sister, Stephanie Merkler. This is because, after next week, her name will be Stephanie Weber instead, which is balls-out crazy. I strongly and oh so STRONGLY suggest leaving birthday wishes in the comments here. STROOONNNNGGGLY.

Also worth noting is the wonderful, funderful fact that I have a guest strip running at Ugly Hill today!

CURRENT MOOD: Adverbs

]]> http://www.tmabb.com/2008/04/03/i-like-to-use-storytelling-flashbacks-to-skip-around-in-time/feed/ 6 Some rings are decorative. Some rings are symbolic. http://www.tmabb.com/2008/03/31/some-rings-are-decorative-some-rings-are-symbolic/ http://www.tmabb.com/2008/03/31/some-rings-are-decorative-some-rings-are-symbolic/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:00:11 +0000 Ray http://www.tmabb.com/2008/03/31/some-rings-are-decorative-some-rings-are-symbolic/

Look at all of that shading. CURRENT MOOD: Dinner Rolls ]]>

Look at all of that shading.

CURRENT MOOD: Dinner Rolls

]]> http://www.tmabb.com/2008/03/31/some-rings-are-decorative-some-rings-are-symbolic/feed/ 0 Scientific notation makes it easier to write big numbers. http://www.tmabb.com/2008/03/27/scientific-notation-makes-it-easier-to-write-big-numbers/ http://www.tmabb.com/2008/03/27/scientific-notation-makes-it-easier-to-write-big-numbers/#comments Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:00:28 +0000 Ray http://www.tmabb.com/2008/03/27/scientific-notation-makes-it-easier-to-write-big-numbers/

I prefer Lea and Perrins over A1, myself. CURRENT MOOD: Originality ]]>

I prefer Lea and Perrins over A1, myself.

CURRENT MOOD: Originality

]]> http://www.tmabb.com/2008/03/27/scientific-notation-makes-it-easier-to-write-big-numbers/feed/ 1 Taco Man is wearing a very comfortable robe. http://www.tmabb.com/2008/03/24/taco-man-is-wearing-a-very-comfortable-robe/ http://www.tmabb.com/2008/03/24/taco-man-is-wearing-a-very-comfortable-robe/#comments Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:00:59 +0000 Ray http://www.tmabb.com/2008/03/24/taco-man-is-wearing-a-very-comfortable-robe/

This is basically why I wouldn’t want to have regenerative healing as a super power. I’m not patient enough for immortality. If I had a super power, it would be the ability to make any person think that I’m pointing a gun at him or her. I’d use it on someone that I despise. When he [...]]]>

This is basically why I wouldn’t want to have regenerative healing as a super power. I’m not patient enough for immortality.

If I had a super power, it would be the ability to make any person think that I’m pointing a gun at him or her. I’d use it on someone that I despise. When he calls the police, I’d do it to him again while the police are there, and then the police would think he’s crazy and/or wasting their time and lock him up.

I can think of more noble uses for such a gift, but man, come on, I gotta get back at people first.

CURRENT MOOD: Nuthatches

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Things’ll start getting weird now. CURRENT MOOD: Urns ]]>

Things’ll start getting weird now.

CURRENT MOOD: Urns

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